Giving Thanks

Thank You, for life and health,
my freedom, family and wealth.
The fact that I know my own name,
not to mention yours.
I never got busted, I never got robbed,
by any those thugs
My abortion, it went alright,
now I don't have a kid I didn't invite.
Thanks for not letting me get hurt,
I know mom didn't mean it , she just got off work
My brother just robbed us, his girlfriend in jail
I'm glad DHS took their kids,
they were living through hell.
Thanks
No HIV, no STD, no DUI, no MIA
no DOA, no FBI, no CIA, or DEA
No bodies to id, no warrants to sign
no convictions to appeal,
no positions to resign
Thanks
My noodles are bout done,
my drinks getting warm.
The wind's not coming in from that howling storm
Let me put another piece of wood on the fire
Wait I think flood waters are getting higher
One more sand bag, one more drink,
Please one small hit!!
THANKS!